One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”
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“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved
Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit”
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when the world is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.
IBD problems
Me: *eats anything*
Intestines: are you kidding me
Intestines: are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Intestines: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE??
Me: dude chill I'm just trying to eat--
Intestines: NO. NO. NO.
Intestines: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS
Me: NOOOOOO
